The Lily Rating System

Because the MPAA decided to enforce a copyright on the ratings system people most often used, I came up with one of my own. This system uses colored lilies to represent the content of a story and indicate which is the appropriate audience.

Here is the rating system I use for all my stories:

Rating	Explanation of Rating
No Lily	Suitable for all ages.
	Suitable for all adults, except those who are squeamish about kisses and cuddles between women and/or men.
	"Red Lily" stories may have some sexual situations or implications, extreme violence or other mature content. If sex worries you, or you're a minor, stay away.
	"Black Lily" stories will contain explicit sexual situations and content and are for readers 18 years of age and over. If a story has an "Black Lily" rating, if you are not an adult who is open-minded, you might want to give it a miss. If you are a minor and you click a link for a story marked with a Black Lily, you're not only being extremely tedious, you are endangering my welfare. I do not appreciate either. Do us both a favor and just don't. When you click on any "black lily" link, you are making a legal affidavit that you are 18 years or older.